shiny red type: Yeah, baby...
shiny red type: I'm comfortable with my fake nipples.
shiny red type: Here we go...
shiny red type: Oh god, they're inflating!
shiny red type: Sexy...
shiny red type: Look how big they are!
shiny red type: I'm just as happy as the guy on the package!
shiny red type: That was a lot of fun for $1.50.