shiny red type: I love me some Patrick Bertoletti.
shiny red type: George Shea is our new boyfriend.
shiny red type: We also heart Chip Simpson.
shiny red type: The Cyclone makes us happy!
shiny red type: I swear, George was not going in for a kiss...
shiny red type: George winks at Heather and me.
shiny red type: JO-EY CHEST-NUT!
shiny red type: The Gaskets are my new favorite band.
shiny red type: It's always a good time for the gun show.
shiny red type: 66! That is a lot of hot dogs in your stomach, Joey!
shiny red type: Joey Chestnut brings the Mustard Belt back to the US of A.
shiny red type: Crazy Legs offers Eater X a hot dog.
shiny red type: Patrick Bertoletti is having twins.
shiny red type: Joey Chestnut's technique disturbs me.
shiny red type: Yes, in fact, I have made out with this guy.
shiny red type: Crazy Legs shoves more hot dogs in his mouth.
shiny red type: George's hips are sending a message to Heather and me.
shiny red type: Tim Janus is hot AND has a sense of humor.
shiny red type: I want to do this next year.