The New Sheridan Club: The precise moment that a shaft of existential angst strikes Scarheart's scarred heart
The New Sheridan Club: Jessie's mum with new Member Julia
The New Sheridan Club: Ian glowers while Chris hides coyly behind the NSC Newsletter
The New Sheridan Club: The ever-perky Compton-Bassett
The New Sheridan Club: Torquil delivers his introduction
The New Sheridan Club: The lecture begins—tragically while Chris is still gnawing on his dinner
The New Sheridan Club: Ian now glowers at someone else. Eugenie reads
The New Sheridan Club: Ingrid, Napster-Skype look on as Jessie waits in the wings
The New Sheridan Club: Capt Coppice (r) treats Mr Downer civilly despite the latter's having been wrestled into a Punishment Tie
The New Sheridan Club: Matthew sneaks a snoot of snuff, right under Mrs Beattie's nose. As it were
The New Sheridan Club: Torquers in full flight
The New Sheridan Club: Jessie takes the platform
The New Sheridan Club: Jessie lays down the ground rules
The New Sheridan Club: Napster-Skype is enthralled
The New Sheridan Club: Yes, where would you invade?
The New Sheridan Club: Here, perhaps?
The New Sheridan Club: Jessie gets into the details
The New Sheridan Club: Jessie delights it the woes faced by the French even before her ancestors got stuck in
The New Sheridan Club: "And the best way to kill a Frenchman is like this... Can I have a volunteer, please?"
The New Sheridan Club: A better look at the marvellous slide
The New Sheridan Club: Ooh, look, a yummy glass of wine...
The New Sheridan Club: This cottage apparently belongs to Jessie and is available to rent
The New Sheridan Club: At very reasonably rates
The New Sheridan Club: Jemima Nichols, a local heroine
The New Sheridan Club: There still stands a memorial to the plucky peasant woman
The New Sheridan Club: Matthew and Robert
The New Sheridan Club: Robert and Matthew
The New Sheridan Club: (l-r) Robert Beckwith, Scarheart and Essex
The New Sheridan Club: Torquil thinks no one has seen him pocket the silverware
The New Sheridan Club: Tragically, Robert is hit in the neck by a curare-tipped dart