shehal: a pony?
shehal: why is it lying down daddy?
shehal: its sleeping... ok ok... its dead...
shehal: you got me a dead pony for my birthday?
shehal: it bit me so i shot it!
shehal: you shot my pony?
shehal: it was my pony at that time... so i had the right to shoot it since it bit me!
shehal: but why would you give me a dead pony as a birthday present?
shehal: april fool!!
shehal: its not april fools day daddy... its my birthday!!!