shehal:
you know how many lost laundry tickets there have been in this world?
shehal:
its the black bag on the top shelf ma'am
shehal:
why should i go get it?
shehal:
my clothes are not washed!
shehal:
read the fine print ma'am
shehal:
George's W###H & DrY
shehal:
white residue? what?!?!
shehal:
... and on two of said sheets, a dried white residue... possibly semen
shehal:
you should write to your mother
shehal:
he could just wring your neck. how would you like that?
shehal:
you should read the fine print
shehal:
read the fine print love
shehal:
i have stuck to the contract love
shehal:
i always read the fine print
shehal:
what?!?!
shehal:
this is a laundromat isn't it?
shehal:
i'm trying to educate you
shehal:
do you get my point ma'am?
shehal:
next wednesday?