sgarcia:
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner; and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
sgarcia:
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
sgarcia:
Only those who have learned the power of sincere and selfless contribution experience life's deepest joy: true fulfillment.
sgarcia:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
sgarcia:
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
sgarcia:
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”