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sgarcia: There ain't nothing like regret to remind you you're alive.
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sgarcia: Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker
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sgarcia: You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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sgarcia: Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.
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sgarcia: Fear and hope are alike underneath.
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sgarcia: A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.
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sgarcia: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
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sgarcia: If I am dreaming let me never awake, If I am awake let me never sleep.
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sgarcia: Sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you're crazy
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sgarcia: What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.
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sgarcia: Once a guy starts wearing silk pajamas it's hard to get up early
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sgarcia: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.
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sgarcia: All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
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sgarcia: If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.
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sgarcia: Y R U WATCHIN ME? K THX BAI.
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sgarcia: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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sgarcia: Orange is the happiest color.
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sgarcia: Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
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sgarcia: Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
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sgarcia: X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
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sgarcia: When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
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sgarcia: Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
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sgarcia: Don't be so humble, you're not that great.
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sgarcia: You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
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sgarcia: Everything I've ever done was out of fear of being mediocre
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sgarcia: Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life. Do what you feel you have a flair for doing, and if you are good enough at it, the money will come.
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sgarcia: The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.
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sgarcia: Be mindful of every little pleasure in life, By living everyday like it’s your last day.
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sgarcia: It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.