seanpurdy: My name isn't Earl
seanpurdy: I've been bitten by a shark
seanpurdy: Fearne, fuck off
seanpurdy: Mechanics think I'm hilarious
seanpurdy: I want to go out
seanpurdy: Nicola Roberts is attractive
seanpurdy: My hair's bigger than yours.
seanpurdy: Bro, I never cry at films.
seanpurdy: Cow visits drive through, is dissappointed.
seanpurdy: Darling, I seem to have a rabbit.