scoopiethehippo: NO. They definitely don't oscillate. >:(
scoopiethehippo: He just loves the mornings...
scoopiethehippo: Hey, bro? Heeyy...
scoopiethehippo: OI. COME BAACCKK.
scoopiethehippo: Ehehehee... Um, COMMERCIAL BREAK.
scoopiethehippo: HAH! They're not real!
scoopiethehippo: *beeblebeepboop*