scoopiethehippo: HI! LOOK AT MY ARM!
scoopiethehippo: I couldn't afford a pretty screen..
scoopiethehippo: We'll call this side "x"...
scoopiethehippo: *waves arms emphatically*
scoopiethehippo: Those Greeks were smart, yo.
scoopiethehippo: Hey Apple! Call me!
scoopiethehippo: *munchmunch* I have a better idea for this..
scoopiethehippo: ...What are you doing?
scoopiethehippo: Zzzz... Zzzzz... ZZZZZZ..
scoopiethehippo: ...This is why Borders no longer keeps him in stock..
scoopiethehippo: She should store a variety of food groups in her hat.
scoopiethehippo: Goo goo? It means FEED ME.
scoopiethehippo: HEY. WAIT. YOU'RE A PIG.