scoopiethehippo: Jack Bauer never goes to the bathroom..
scoopiethehippo: ZZZ,,, zzzz,,, ZZZZ,,, zzzz,,,
scoopiethehippo: You have options!
scoopiethehippo: OPTION C, IT IS!
scoopiethehippo: Zzz.. Fine...
scoopiethehippo: Iditarod? More like the Idiotarod...
scoopiethehippo: Um... I think I peed there last week..
scoopiethehippo: Step 2: Find a lamppost. Step 3: Lean
scoopiethehippo: Step 4: Find another sleeping person
scoopiethehippo: Um, no. You only get a supporting role, sorry.
scoopiethehippo: ...Well you have always wanted a puppy..
scoopiethehippo: Never mind him. LOOK AT ME!
scoopiethehippo: Mrrfle..