scoopiethehippo:
Jack Bauer never goes to the bathroom..
scoopiethehippo:
ZZZ,,, zzzz,,, ZZZZ,,, zzzz,,,
scoopiethehippo:
You have options!
scoopiethehippo:
OPTION C, IT IS!
scoopiethehippo:
Zzz.. Fine...
scoopiethehippo:
Iditarod? More like the Idiotarod...
scoopiethehippo:
Um... I think I peed there last week..
scoopiethehippo:
Step 2: Find a lamppost. Step 3: Lean
scoopiethehippo:
Step 4: Find another sleeping person
scoopiethehippo:
Um, no. You only get a supporting role, sorry.
scoopiethehippo:
...Well you have always wanted a puppy..
scoopiethehippo:
Never mind him. LOOK AT ME!
scoopiethehippo:
Mrrfle..