scoopiethehippo: HEY! I'm so much cuter!
scoopiethehippo: We clearly have a large budget!
scoopiethehippo: LOOK AT ME! :D
scoopiethehippo: ...I think we call that selective spelling..
scoopiethehippo: HI! It's the cute host again!
scoopiethehippo: YO! My pants are so baggy, I can fit my entire body in them!
scoopiethehippo: I'm ready for my close-up!
scoopiethehippo: Aren't you, in fact, not an alien? Aren't you from... China?
scoopiethehippo: Time to distract the audience. Look at me, again! :D
scoopiethehippo: BOO. I would throw tomatoes at you, but I ate them all.
scoopiethehippo: You are going to be the next victim of a mad cow! >:(
scoopiethehippo: I don't know why I'm talking to you again...
scoopiethehippo: Call me, Oprah! We can work out a deal!