scoopiethehippo: I AM a master! I just haven't gotten the degree in the mail yet...
scoopiethehippo: My lightsaber was not a lollipop! :(
scoopiethehippo: Soda, I am. :D
scoopiethehippo: ...Where is Darth Vader when you need him?
scoopiethehippo: WAIT. WAIT.
scoopiethehippo: I would encase him in carbonite.. If I could..