Steven and Vicki Schultz: Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems…
Steven and Vicki Schultz: Two girls were playing chess. One said to the other “Let’s make this interesting “. So they quit.
Steven and Vicki Schultz: I was going to tell you a joke about chemistry, but I didn't think I would get a reaction.
Steven and Vicki Schultz: I asked my dog “What is 2 minus 2?” She said nothing.
Steven and Vicki Schultz: Every time I try to eat healthy, the chocolate looks at me and Snickers.
Steven and Vicki Schultz: What do you get if you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
Steven and Vicki Schultz: I cooked some chicken treats for my Dalmatian. I think they hit the spot.