Schmidt Altitude: January: I Invented Cool
Schmidt Altitude: February: Too Sexy For My Headband
Schmidt Altitude: March: Accessories Are Everything
Schmidt Altitude: April: Who's Your Doggy?
Schmidt Altitude: May: Back, Ladies, I'm Taken!
Schmidt Altitude: June: Spiderman, Eat Your Heart Out!
Schmidt Altitude: July: There's Strong, And Then There's Jeremy Strong!
Schmidt Altitude: August: Never Let Them See You Exhausted
Schmidt Altitude: September: I Eat Pineapple For Lunch!
Schmidt Altitude: October: Jermalicious
Schmidt Altitude: November: Blue Steel
Schmidt Altitude: December: Whippet Fart - Not Cool