bobfranklin:
Fix it? You must be joking!
bobfranklin:
Fancy a stroll on the beach?
bobfranklin:
Dinosaur evolution is not always predictable
bobfranklin:
Rogue iceberg discovered in local park!
bobfranklin:
Surely that camouflage netting needs re-thinking?
bobfranklin:
The Red Sea defeated Pharaoh's chariots
bobfranklin:
Once I was blue and beautiful
bobfranklin:
"Yup. That's your problem, right there."
bobfranklin:
Jack Frost's lawyers foresaw multiple lawsuits
bobfranklin:
"Pretty cool disguise," chuckled the aliens.
bobfranklin:
At nightfall the deadly weresquirrels emerged
bobfranklin:
Pedestrians beware giant nocturnal snow-slugs!
bobfranklin:
Protect your complexion. You're worth it.
bobfranklin:
Canute's unease gave way to alarm
bobfranklin:
All they found was his nose
bobfranklin:
Aphrodite? Ursula Andress? Halle Berry? Choose.
bobfranklin:
Dreaming of the Tour de France
bobfranklin:
Sudden thaw strikes line-dancing snowmen
bobfranklin:
Victor loved trying to swat gulls
bobfranklin:
Playing catch-up is hard work
bobfranklin:
Nelson wondered which way to turn
bobfranklin:
Ultimately the sea claims its own
bobfranklin:
Transposing "Finlandia" for keyboards had drawbacks
bobfranklin:
Al fresco dining's a tad chilly
bobfranklin:
Ragnar's campaign dispatch would be tricky
bobfranklin:
Heads bowed to meet the inevitable
bobfranklin:
Also requires some faith and charity
bobfranklin:
Gulls always display immaculate table manners
bobfranklin:
We know how to enjoy ourselves
bobfranklin:
Glancing upwards, Millicent Mackerel thought "Bother!"
