jean-christophe sartoris: Clowning around? I've got a bloody nose!
jean-christophe sartoris: You're a very bright young man, but you need to lay off the sauce.
jean-christophe sartoris: On the one hand, a hysterical director wanted to kill me.
jean-christophe sartoris: Is that your joint that smells like fish?
jean-christophe sartoris: And the other one, he won’t never stop yappin’!
jean-christophe sartoris: I am, but I don't know. I'm not going to think for hours.
jean-christophe sartoris: The first underwater production of measure for measure.
jean-christophe sartoris: It's just a stupid car problem.
jean-christophe sartoris: You missed a great story about Jake’s imaginary friend.
jean-christophe sartoris: I never said a word about your mustache. I didn't say anything about it.
jean-christophe sartoris: I haven't seen you in over two years, Marty.
jean-christophe sartoris: The whole world knows we're coming. The only thing they don't know is when.
jean-christophe sartoris: Carrot? I'm not familiar with that film.
jean-christophe sartoris: He's the Prince of the Fork. Except he eats with his fingers.
jean-christophe sartoris: Main prize goes to Major Ljubopitljivku.
jean-christophe sartoris: The questions were in English. The answers in French.
jean-christophe sartoris: Why are you always dressed like me?
jean-christophe sartoris: The bird does not sing because he is happy. He is happy because he sings.
jean-christophe sartoris: Who cares if they find us? I wanted to buy a record player.
jean-christophe sartoris: I can't believe it. The Schwartz is working!
jean-christophe sartoris: When I was a kid my dad would say: We'll go next Saturday.