Sarah Brown: before: my hair is starring in a Whitesnake video and dating a guy with T-tops
Sarah Brown: before: my hair is wearing its acid-washed jean jacket to the indoor fun fair
Sarah Brown: before: my hair is going to a judds reunion concert with all the girls in its youth group
Sarah Brown: after: my hair can flawlessly karaoke serge gainsbourg's "bonnie and clyde"
Sarah Brown: after: my hair wants to know if you want to come to this great little secret bar
Sarah Brown: after: my hair is painting its toenails with justine frischmann
Sarah Brown: after: my hair has your mom wrapped around its little finger