hansenbrian: There was some kind of sportsball game on TV today that called for chicken wings so my wife obliged
hansenbrian: I saw this on a gift bag today
hansenbrian: #sunset halo
hansenbrian: After years of service, the trusty tool bag that my Grandpa gave me is literally disintegrating. It was time for a replacement and an upgrade
hansenbrian: The Five Minute Fan took exactly ninety-two minutes to install
hansenbrian: School computers are way cooler than when I was in school. Those are giant Wacom monitors
hansenbrian: A NASCAR team of 6 men can change 4 tires and fuel in about 13 seconds. I changed 1 tire in about 27 minutes. If you do the math, I'd say that's pretty ...oh nevermind
hansenbrian: I'm bored
hansenbrian: After pulling a giant screw out of my tire, the guy at Les Schwab looked up my account and saw the billions of dollars I have spent here. He said: "This one's on the house" Thanks Les! I'm the newest loyal customer
hansenbrian: I'm glad there's a sign for that