ryan_swanson: Blow-paper
ryan_swanson: it's going to last 12 hours
ryan_swanson: it wasn't bubble boy's best idea
ryan_swanson: this is why we have zooning laws
ryan_swanson: houndstooth homerun
ryan_swanson: even condos can crumble
ryan_swanson: by accident on purpose
ryan_swanson: excellence is obedience
ryan_swanson: txting while crying
ryan_swanson: central administration
ryan_swanson: fist pump
ryan_swanson: style monster
ryan_swanson: guilty pleasures
ryan_swanson: cold feet
ryan_swanson: too drunk to dance
ryan_swanson: diamond back
ryan_swanson: golf is great
ryan_swanson: does this make me look fat?
ryan_swanson: glitter thighs
ryan_swanson: I think she put it in her purse
ryan_swanson: you're not going any where in that outfit
ryan_swanson: wreck my neck
ryan_swanson: you can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
ryan_swanson: Give me that necklace or I'll kill you bitch
ryan_swanson: back and forth
ryan_swanson: still life with metrosexual
ryan_swanson: no matter how many times you put that on it's not going to work
ryan_swanson: I roll like that
ryan_swanson: I just threw-up a little in my mouth
ryan_swanson: tickle my peacock