ryan_swanson:
Blow-paper
ryan_swanson:
it's going to last 12 hours
ryan_swanson:
it wasn't bubble boy's best idea
ryan_swanson:
this is why we have zooning laws
ryan_swanson:
houndstooth homerun
ryan_swanson:
even condos can crumble
ryan_swanson:
by accident on purpose
ryan_swanson:
excellence is obedience
ryan_swanson:
txting while crying
ryan_swanson:
central administration
ryan_swanson:
fist pump
ryan_swanson:
style monster
ryan_swanson:
guilty pleasures
ryan_swanson:
cold feet
ryan_swanson:
too drunk to dance
ryan_swanson:
diamond back
ryan_swanson:
golf is great
ryan_swanson:
does this make me look fat?
ryan_swanson:
glitter thighs
ryan_swanson:
I think she put it in her purse
ryan_swanson:
you're not going any where in that outfit
ryan_swanson:
wreck my neck
ryan_swanson:
you can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
ryan_swanson:
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you bitch
ryan_swanson:
back and forth
ryan_swanson:
still life with metrosexual
ryan_swanson:
no matter how many times you put that on it's not going to work
ryan_swanson:
I roll like that
ryan_swanson:
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
ryan_swanson:
tickle my peacock