routemaster_fan: On Guard duty
routemaster_fan: Secret Service Spys are watching you!
routemaster_fan: Don't do it
routemaster_fan: www.hems-london.org.uk
routemaster_fan: All aboard
routemaster_fan: In you go mate
routemaster_fan: Hanging on the telephone
routemaster_fan: Steady as he goes
routemaster_fan: Slotting in
routemaster_fan: Sick bag please
routemaster_fan: Up up and..
routemaster_fan: Truck it!
routemaster_fan: The crowds gather
routemaster_fan: Ready steady go!
routemaster_fan: On a shout
routemaster_fan: Focus your attention
routemaster_fan: What it says on the tin