Rotola: I am death ...
Rotola: ... to Cleveland sports ...
Rotola: ... my wife loves me for it ...
Rotola: ... and can't stop loving on me ...
Rotola: ... but my friends ...
Rotola: ... are starting to blame me ...
Rotola: ... cause their teams lose ...
Rotola: ... every time I show up ...
Rotola: ... they realized the problem ...
Rotola: ... so they gave me a "NO RON" at sports events onion ring.
Rotola: ... Crystal choked her daughter Kaitlyn for defending me ...
Rotola: ... how sad. A murderous mom. Who also manages my apartment complex.
Rotola: It was a hard day for the Cav's ...
Rotola: ... and I just want you to know ...
Rotola: ... NOT! ...
Rotola: ... MY! ...
Rotola: ... FAULT!
Rotola: ... FAULT!
Rotola: Debbie turned into an NBA freak
Rotola: While Crystal fell asleep.