Rob Blatt: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?
Rob Blatt: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie
Rob Blatt: Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog...
Rob Blatt: Golgothan
Rob Blatt: He made this flick "Sixteen Candles." Not bad.
Rob Blatt: There is no Shermer in Illinois.
Rob Blatt: This is for Brodie!
Rob Blatt: he cannot speak it good like we do.
Rob Blatt: 'What's a good plate with nothing on it?'
Rob Blatt: That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey.