reuben_steiger:
Theo and Julian, Deep in a banned game of "Good Guys and Bad Guys"
reuben_steiger:
And this is why the game is banned
reuben_steiger:
Instead, they arm themselves with Party Poppers and a long period of gunpowder-enforced peace ensues
reuben_steiger:
Glee and merriment is the law of the land
reuben_steiger:
And the powerful King Julian makes periodic shows of military strength
reuben_steiger:
One fine day, two brave young warriors rode into the land
reuben_steiger:
They issued a challenge, "Meet Us at TPC Tomorrow" -- we'll settle this matter on the high seas