retrorocketrick: My kind of ticket taker!
retrorocketrick: All Aboard!
retrorocketrick: Where did you say we were going?
retrorocketrick: but, but there's not enough water
retrorocketrick: Need for speed!
retrorocketrick: Driver- did you see that sandbar?
retrorocketrick: A little bit harder to port please!
retrorocketrick: Look out for that gravel bar! ............Mommie!!!!!
retrorocketrick: My "you-know-what", is a bit tight right now!
retrorocketrick: Into the canyon of rock rode the 14!
retrorocketrick: Boy those rocks are getting close!
retrorocketrick: Excuse me driver, but I think we are headed for those rocks!!
retrorocketrick: Aren't you turning the wrong way? Driver?? Where is the driver?
retrorocketrick: What do you mean sideways works everytime?
retrorocketrick: Port man!! Hard to port!!!!
retrorocketrick: Here comes those crazy jet boaters
retrorocketrick: Out of the canyon of death rode the 14.
retrorocketrick: Cutting corners
retrorocketrick: Can I open my eyes yet?
retrorocketrick: Hi there, it sure is nice to be alive!
retrorocketrick: A little skiddish
retrorocketrick: Oh my God!!
retrorocketrick: Shotover River Jet Boat Daredevil survivors
retrorocketrick: Raise you hand to go again.
retrorocketrick: Me, I'm here to pick at the pieces.
retrorocketrick: Shake you booties
retrorocketrick: Gearin up
retrorocketrick: For the wooses!
retrorocketrick: so tell me again why Daddy didn't take us to Paris shopping!