Random Michelle: That sounds really unappealing when you name it that.
Random Michelle: And I thought that we took a long time to get rid of our Christmas tree.
Random Michelle: Um... What meals and to whom for delivery?
Random Michelle: Hopefully not for sale.
Random Michelle: Hopefully not for sale.
Random Michelle: Excotement?
Random Michelle: Because I am a terrible person.
Random Michelle: JACKPOT
Random Michelle: (side eye)