Random420: Monkey Hostage Beatdown
Random420: Then they took me to some nice places
Random420: I thought it wouldn't be so bad
Random420: Then the ridicule started
Random420: I was bound in chains
Random420: Held by a mysterious man at riflepoint
Random420: Questioned under bright lights
Random420: No clue as to my captors identities
Random420: No clue but this strange symbol on his jacket.