Tom Simpson:
You got your 13,000 EEE sneakers, you got your hoop
Tom Simpson:
I know some people could make you some shoes
Tom Simpson:
You don't need to be toastin' the opposition!
Tom Simpson:
What's the matter with you?!
Tom Simpson:
Yech!
Tom Simpson:
FOOSH
Tom Simpson:
Comin' at 'cha!
Tom Simpson:
In your FACE, Godzilla!
Tom Simpson:
But now Sir Charles has the ball... show you how we do it in the West!
Tom Simpson:
You sure you never played in the NBA? 'Cause that was a major league hit
Tom Simpson:
Godzilla scores
Tom Simpson:
Godzilla dribbles
Tom Simpson:
If you breathe on me, I'm gonna take it personal!
Tom Simpson:
You ever hear of mouthwash? Didn't think so
Tom Simpson:
How 'bout it, suitcase skin? You up for a game?
Tom Simpson:
Good luck, Charles Barkley! The city's hopes ride with you!
Tom Simpson:
Hey, you sorry suitcase-lookin' sucker!
Tom Simpson:
The monster's name is Godzilla
Tom Simpson:
Any force sufficient to destroy the monster... would result in massive loss of life!
Tom Simpson:
Godzilla got busy
Tom Simpson:
Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley (1993), cover by Dave Dorman
Tom Simpson:
Godzilla vs. Barkley sketch by Dave Dorman, 1993
Tom Simpson:
KRRRREEEEEEONNK
Tom Simpson:
Guess they got to learn the hard way