Rachel Boom Boom:
Trying to Jazz up The Crucible's dress code...
Rachel Boom Boom:
That O'Sullivan doesn't scare me
Rachel Boom Boom:
All's fair in pursuit of the title
Rachel Boom Boom:
Where's me cue?
Rachel Boom Boom:
Sexing up the balls and baize?
Rachel Boom Boom:
Excellent vistas
Rachel Boom Boom:
Well apportioned rear
Rachel Boom Boom:
Mostly sunny side
Rachel Boom Boom:
Lengthy grounds
Rachel Boom Boom:
Carefully orientated
Rachel Boom Boom:
Meticulously laid out
Rachel Boom Boom:
Excellent condition
Rachel Boom Boom:
Features from top to bottom
Rachel Boom Boom:
Rear-facing elevation
Rachel Boom Boom:
Britannia Nike
Rachel Boom Boom:
Take your marks
Rachel Boom Boom:
"An Eldorado of bullion"
Rachel Boom Boom:
I thought it was about time to dust off the Daisy Dukes
Rachel Boom Boom:
Shteepling shboots
Rachel Boom Boom:
Hell cat
Rachel Boom Boom:
A touch of the Gagas
Rachel Boom Boom:
Drag crouch
Rachel Boom Boom:
I have decided I am a tomgurl! x
Rachel Boom Boom:
BB was never too keen on blocking free kicks...
Rachel Boom Boom:
Immaculate ball control...
Rachel Boom Boom:
If I can't do it in high heels, I'm not doing it at all!
Rachel Boom Boom:
It's all about balance and power this football lark...
Rachel Boom Boom:
Red leather hotpants...
Rachel Boom Boom:
...and new suede courts
Rachel Boom Boom:
Practical pockets on the posterior
