Jay Murdock: "the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window"
Jay Murdock: The leg lamp
Jay Murdock: Red Rider
Jay Murdock: Ovaltine
Jay Murdock: Lifebuoy, anyone?
Jay Murdock: My brother calling Schwartz's mom
Jay Murdock: I'm calling Schwartz's mom
Jay Murdock: Visitors
Jay Murdock: The kitchen
Jay Murdock: The little shed in the back yard
Jay Murdock: X just wanted us to hurry up so he could get some kettle corn
Jay Murdock: The museum
Jay Murdock: This woman was the mean elf in the Santa scene
Jay Murdock: One of the leg lamp delivery guys from the movie
Jay Murdock: Leg lamps for sale
Jay Murdock: The "A Christmas Story" house in Cleveland