your neighborhood librarian: I craft like a slob
your neighborhood librarian: I decorate the tree like a slob
your neighborhood librarian: But at night, I clean right up!
your neighborhood librarian: I dress like a slob - and I vote!
your neighborhood librarian: I sleep like a slob too
your neighborhood librarian: Incognito slob
your neighborhood librarian: I dress like a slob on Wednesdays
your neighborhood librarian: I dress like a slob on Tuesdays
your neighborhood librarian: Does not dress like a slob every day, but when he does, he does it up straight
your neighborhood librarian: I dress like a slob on Sundays too
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your neighborhood librarian: I dress like a slob when I'm in a good mood