your neighborhood librarian: That's what I am
your neighborhood librarian: I'm your boogie man
your neighborhood librarian: At the Cats' Eye
your neighborhood librarian: Wild Adventure (backyard edition)
your neighborhood librarian: He calls these the Hot Wheels sunglasses
your neighborhood librarian: Prosper and Big Man grossing each other out with rude noises
your neighborhood librarian: 01 16 07 sunset, Baltimore, MD
your neighborhood librarian: Guy with a blond pompadour beating the hell out of a giant stinking oyster
your neighborhood librarian: New York Architecture Game
your neighborhood librarian: www.wearehappytoserveyou.com
your neighborhood librarian: Jackfruit in living color
your neighborhood librarian: You're missing the whole point
your neighborhood librarian: Thumb in the thumbhole