Space Cowboy!!:
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!
Space Cowboy!!:
When nothing is happening..... Get the Toffees out!!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake!
Space Cowboy!!:
My wife's been complaining for hours about toothache....
Space Cowboy!!:
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate Holidays - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together!
Space Cowboy!!:
The wife kept nagging me for a car so I bought her a Jaguar