Space Cowboy!!:
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Space Cowboy!!:
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses!
Space Cowboy!!:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Space Cowboy!!:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
Space Cowboy!!:
The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
Space Cowboy!!:
Does reading while sunbathing makes you well-red?!!
Space Cowboy!!:
"Makes your belly button dance"
Space Cowboy!!:
Talk about a bird learnin' how to fly...
Space Cowboy!!:
Our 'Enry
Space Cowboy!!:
My wife is like a Lidl carrier bag... Colourful and strong,
Space Cowboy!!:
I saw a butterfly on the floor this morning with no wings...
Space Cowboy!!:
Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention... morons!
Space Cowboy!!:
Entered a swimming contest at the weekend....