Space Cowboy!!:
Im so good at planking i can do it in my sleep!!
Space Cowboy!!:
I had a few words with my wife... and she had some paragraphs with me!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
Space Cowboy!!:
I nominated my wife for the pride of Britain...
Space Cowboy!!:
My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
Space Cowboy!!:
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret!!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants!!
Space Cowboy!!:
“It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life”
Space Cowboy!!:
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!"
Space Cowboy!!:
“When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.” (James H Boron)
Space Cowboy!!:
“Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.” (Ernest Holmes)
Space Cowboy!!:
I often wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Space Cowboy!!:
“The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?”
Space Cowboy!!:
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'till the thought goes away!
Space Cowboy!!:
Asiatic Lioness.
Space Cowboy!!:
I bought some lion repellent off the internet the other day...
Space Cowboy!!:
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high!
Space Cowboy!!:
I used to be arrogant and self opinionated...
Space Cowboy!!:
My wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy. Pack your bags and leave."
Space Cowboy!!:
I said to the lion and the witch "What the hell are you doing in my wardrobe? "
Space Cowboy!!:
My wife spends every night in town, going into pub after pub after pub...
Space Cowboy!!:
"Off" is the general direction in which i wish you to "****!!"
Space Cowboy!!:
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Traces of Zebra found in Tesco bar codes...
Space Cowboy!!:
Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa....
Space Cowboy!!:
People will stare. Make it worth their while!