Space Cowboy!!:
Ocelot (Leopardus pardalis)
Space Cowboy!!:
Snow Leopard (Panthera uncia, Uncia uncia)
Space Cowboy!!:
I've just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman with a cat flap on his head!!! :)
Space Cowboy!!:
Fluffyfurfest!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Could somebody please call the Fire Brigade?!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Snow leopard
Space Cowboy!!:
got it licked!
Space Cowboy!!:
The eyes are the second thing to go...I forget the first...
Space Cowboy!!:
I'm thankful for laughter, except when beer comes out my nose!
Space Cowboy!!:
Maneater?
Space Cowboy!!:
Thank you for not annoying me more than you do!
Space Cowboy!!:
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
Space Cowboy!!:
Man city tickets for the F.A Cup Final are selling for around £1,000... seems a hell of alot of money, but actually it's only 60p a week when you've been saving up for 35 years!! :))
Space Cowboy!!:
If you're happy and you know it see a shrink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Back on the hamster wheel )
Space Cowboy!!:
I'm so ugly. My mother had morning sickness, AFTER I was born!
Space Cowboy!!:
I'm a nonentity..... Get me out of here!!
Space Cowboy!!:
I went to sleep with one eye open... I didn't sleep a wink!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Miffed!
Space Cowboy!!:
Scared of spiders? Do what I do... Imagine them all naked!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Do pregnant Jelly Fish have Jelly Babies?
Space Cowboy!!:
Does Sri Lanka have a Prime Minister and, if so, is he the... PMSL?
Space Cowboy!!:
The wife kept nagging me for a car so I bought her a Jaguar
Space Cowboy!!:
Sugar Ray Leopard.
Space Cowboy!!:
I said to the lion and the witch "What the hell are you doing in my wardrobe? "
Space Cowboy!!:
I couldn't work out how someone could hypnotise me...
Space Cowboy!!:
Happy 4th of July!!
Space Cowboy!!:
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one!
Space Cowboy!!:
I was just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff............... how drunk you were planning on getting this evening?
Space Cowboy!!:
I was hoping for a battle of wits... but you appear to be unarmed!!
Space Cowboy!!:
"Well, you can live on it, but it taste like......"
