Space Cowboy!!:
i guess i make a better door than a window even though I am a pain. :(
Space Cowboy!!:
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret!!!
Space Cowboy!!:
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!! :)
Space Cowboy!!:
Chicken!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
Space Cowboy!!:
Dream but always with your eyes wide open.
Space Cowboy!!:
My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
Space Cowboy!!:
I had a few words with my wife... and she had some paragraphs with me!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Lesser Spotted Solicitor.
Space Cowboy!!:
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'till the thought goes away!
Space Cowboy!!:
I nominated my wife for the pride of Britain...
Space Cowboy!!:
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high!
Space Cowboy!!:
I used to be arrogant and self opinionated...
Space Cowboy!!:
Sir Alex Ferguson is to write a new book about last season...
Space Cowboy!!:
My wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy. Pack your bags and leave."
Space Cowboy!!:
My wife spends every night in town, going into pub after pub after pub...
Space Cowboy!!:
"Off" is the general direction in which i wish you to "****!!"
Space Cowboy!!:
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Traces of Zebra found in Tesco bar codes...
Space Cowboy!!:
Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa....
Space Cowboy!!:
The Burrowers
Space Cowboy!!:
Hitchin' A Ride
Space Cowboy!!:
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? Half of Essex!!
Space Cowboy!!:
Giraffe
Space Cowboy!!:
Guinea Baboons
Space Cowboy!!:
My Giraffe and I have decided to stay in tonight.
Space Cowboy!!:
Monkey
Space Cowboy!!:
Drunken Karaoketime... In Other Words It's Time For The X Factor And For My Need To Be On Another Planet!
Space Cowboy!!:
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser!
Space Cowboy!!:
Tonight... I'm drinking until I'm someone Else's problem!!
