Prince Bart:
My name is André and I'll be your waiter tonight...
Prince Bart:
Please! A little privacy if you don't mind!
Prince Bart:
This don't look like China...
Prince Bart:
Gracie, I never promised you the Taj Mahal...
Prince Bart:
I hate dentists!
Prince Bart:
What? You think ducks don't get itches?
Prince Bart:
I'm gonna be the symbol for the 82nd Airborne... Well, I could be...
Prince Bart:
Happiness is having a little brother to lean on...
Prince Bart:
Damn, is it right to left or left to right?
Prince Bart:
I hate wood chips... Just ruins my camouflage!
Prince Bart:
Me first!!!!
Prince Bart:
Yo, Mamma...
Prince Bart:
What? You think Robins don't got no class!
Prince Bart:
In the case of the "Small Birds vs BP", I find the defendant...
Prince Bart:
I always get splinters on this slide...
Prince Bart:
Talk to my people. We'll do lunch...
Prince Bart:
Does my fanny look big in this outfit?
Prince Bart:
Being a teenager sucks...
Prince Bart:
Even a diva gets hungry...
Prince Bart:
Hey, prevert, this nude beach is for turtles only...
Prince Bart:
Did somebody say duck soup?
Prince Bart:
Are we on a safari?
Prince Bart:
Hey, wait up...
Prince Bart:
Don't they make ladders for these curbs...
Prince Bart:
Somebody give me a boost...
Prince Bart:
Not too high, now. This isn't the goose step...
Prince Bart:
Always look both ways before crossing...
Prince Bart:
Sunday brunch in the park...
Prince Bart:
It's not the camera. It's how much you pay the duck!
Prince Bart:
Bob gets better Ruddy pictures because he's not cheap!
