Prince Bart:
"And the Master shall chargeth fees to enter His Kingdom." - Book of Squirrels 1:01
Prince Bart:
"Go forth and eat nuts." - Book of Squirrels 1:02
Prince Bart:
St Rocky of the Squirrels...
Prince Bart:
"Blessed be he who giveth nuts to the squirrels." - Book of Squirrels 15:07
Prince Bart:
"Thou shalt praise the Lord Nutgiver from every pulpit." ~ Book of Squirrels 1:05
Prince Bart:
"The Lord giveth and the squirrel taketh away." ~ Book of Squirrels 12:03
Prince Bart:
"And with one almond He fed 2,000 squirrels." ~ Book of Squirrels 12:04
Prince Bart:
"And there He preached to them of nuts." ~ Book of Squirrels 13:22
Prince Bart:
"He gathered the people on Mount Walnut." ~ Book of Squirrels 13:21
Prince Bart:
"The disciples gathered on the Passover." ~ Book of Squirrels 19:12
Prince Bart:
"By their fluffy tails you shall know them." ~ Book of Squirrels 20:01
Prince Bart:
"Turn not your back on chipmunks and gophers." ~ Book of Squirrels 20:02
Prince Bart:
"Protect thy nuts from the infidel squirrel." ~ Book of Squirrels 20:03
Prince Bart:
"He wandered the dessert searching for nuts." ~Book of Squirrels 20:04
Prince Bart:
"Bury not thy nuts in unfertile soil." ~ Book of Squirrels 12:8
Prince Bart:
"Be vigilant and guard thy nuts and thou wilst not be judged." ~ Book of Squirrels 3:13
Prince Bart:
"Bring to Me one nut for every three in thy stash and thou shall be born again ." ~ Book of Squirrels 4:33
Prince Bart:
"Giveth not thy nuts to gophers for they are Infidels." ~ Book of Squirrels 8:01
Prince Bart:
"Giveth not to false Squirrels for the Lord shall smite thee." ~ Book of Squirrels 8:2
Prince Bart:
"But, The Master saith, 'Giveth to all Squirrels and you shall be blessed ten fold.'" - Book of Squirrels 08:03
Prince Bart:
"Be not tempted by man and run to the tree branch." ~ Book of Squirrels 01:03
Prince Bart:
"And the Wise Squirrels bringeth gifts for the Child." ~ Book of Squirrels 1:13
Prince Bart:
"Taketh not the Lord Nutgiver's name in vain." ~ Book of Squirrels 5:04
Prince Bart:
"Thou shalt not steal... from other Squirrels." ~ Book of Squirrels 5:5
Prince Bart:
"Covet not thy neighbor's nuts." ~ Book of Squirrels 5:6
Prince Bart:
"Honor thy father and mother or they'll cut off thy Almonds." ~ Book of Squirrels 5:07
Prince Bart:
"Observe the Lord's Day and bringeth extra Almonds." ~ Book of Squirrels 5:8
Prince Bart:
"This I command thee: Love all squirrels as thyself." ~ Book of Squirrels 22:16
Prince Bart:
"And feedeth the Squirrels twice daily." ~ Book of Squirrels 22:17
Prince Bart:
"For thy Master's sake, face East and receive the suns warmth." ~ Book of Squirrels 7: 31
