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TV Guide December 10-16, 1983
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Some of the other most admired men: Dan Rather, Mike Wallace, Phil Donahue, & various old white guys
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Fun fact: at one point in the early 80s virtually everyone in my family drove a Plymouth Horizon
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8 track player 'n' turntable
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First in Quality Software
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It'll always be "Howdy Doody Time"
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Eddie Murphy is given a "jeer" for his gratuitous and nonstop use of four-letter words
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A sampling of Saturday morning TV in 1983
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Give someone you love a copy of Air Supply's greatest hits. Give someone you hate two copies.
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That must have been a great episode. R.I.P.
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Or save your money and just watch the first one over and over again.
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Bradlees, one of the shittiest department stores of all time. Not Wal-Mart shitty, but pretty bad.
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Shame this show never went anywhere
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All Star Ass Kissing Fest for Frank Sinatra!
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Burt!
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No snide commentary is necessary.
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Fucking Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas fuck yeah
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No shit, this show was about a hologram guy who turned into a car
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This ad for "Cheers" manages to make it look insufferable
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The good ol' days, when network TV would air slightly sleazy mystery movies
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An all-out holiday hoedown with Johnny Cash and family
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The innocent days of unironic sexism
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TV Guide February 6-12, 1988
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The next time you feel like smugly mentioning how bad sitcom television is today, here's a blurb about how "ALF" was a huge hit.
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I captured this page mostly because I love the phrase "sanguinary slayathon."
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I'm sorry I never heard of this show when it was on, because it sounded AWESOME.
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Mr. T looks as puzzled to be wearing a deerstalker cap for a deadly seahunt as the audience is watching it.
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Whatever you say, "Booch."
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Alright, Death Wish Week is starting now!
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What's worse than an episode of "Small Wonder"? A very special episode of "Small Wonder."