porcelain72: TV Guide December 10-16, 1983
porcelain72: Some of the other most admired men: Dan Rather, Mike Wallace, Phil Donahue, & various old white guys
porcelain72: Fun fact: at one point in the early 80s virtually everyone in my family drove a Plymouth Horizon
porcelain72: 8 track player 'n' turntable
porcelain72: First in Quality Software
porcelain72: It'll always be "Howdy Doody Time"
porcelain72: Eddie Murphy is given a "jeer" for his gratuitous and nonstop use of four-letter words
porcelain72: A sampling of Saturday morning TV in 1983
porcelain72: Give someone you love a copy of Air Supply's greatest hits. Give someone you hate two copies.
porcelain72: That must have been a great episode. R.I.P.
porcelain72: Or save your money and just watch the first one over and over again.
porcelain72: Bradlees, one of the shittiest department stores of all time. Not Wal-Mart shitty, but pretty bad.
porcelain72: Shame this show never went anywhere
porcelain72: All Star Ass Kissing Fest for Frank Sinatra!
porcelain72: No snide commentary is necessary.
porcelain72: Fucking Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas fuck yeah
porcelain72: No shit, this show was about a hologram guy who turned into a car
porcelain72: This ad for "Cheers" manages to make it look insufferable
porcelain72: The good ol' days, when network TV would air slightly sleazy mystery movies
porcelain72: An all-out holiday hoedown with Johnny Cash and family
porcelain72: The innocent days of unironic sexism
porcelain72: TV Guide February 6-12, 1988
porcelain72: The next time you feel like smugly mentioning how bad sitcom television is today, here's a blurb about how "ALF" was a huge hit.
porcelain72: I captured this page mostly because I love the phrase "sanguinary slayathon."
porcelain72: I'm sorry I never heard of this show when it was on, because it sounded AWESOME.
porcelain72: Mr. T looks as puzzled to be wearing a deerstalker cap for a deadly seahunt as the audience is watching it.
porcelain72: Whatever you say, "Booch."
porcelain72: Alright, Death Wish Week is starting now!
porcelain72: What's worse than an episode of "Small Wonder"? A very special episode of "Small Wonder."