Poopy McSparklepants: You treat me like I'm your dog and pony show.
Poopy McSparklepants: I ain't giving it back
Poopy McSparklepants: Nope, it's mine now
Poopy McSparklepants: Hahahaha I got it!!!
Poopy McSparklepants: So close this time...
Poopy McSparklepants: gimme gimme gimme
Poopy McSparklepants: Almost got it
Poopy McSparklepants: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Poopy McSparklepants: Don't make me beg for it
Poopy McSparklepants: why must you do this?
Poopy McSparklepants: I'll just sit here and pretend I don't see the ball
Poopy McSparklepants: I'm not playing your game