Jesse Gardner: yoo gettin vereh sleepeh
Jesse Gardner: toes at 6 oclock
Jesse Gardner: i can haz Brita now.
Jesse Gardner: oh hai........ i found yer sock
Jesse Gardner: ths no work.... i iz litez and darks
Jesse Gardner: i haz couponz masheen?
Jesse Gardner: I LAFF AT UR DOOM
Jesse Gardner: Tax Catsultant