Tom Coates: The least usable lavatory in the world...
Tom Coates: The monstrous cleaning apparatus...
Tom Coates: Hurrah! We found the towels!
Tom Coates: As you place your rag near the bin, the hand dryer comes on. Every time.
Tom Coates: Which is hot and which is cold?
Tom Coates: Turn on the taps! Water everywhere!
Tom Coates: Where do you get soap?