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The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house on that cold, cold, wet day. We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The pimp in the cowboy hat!*
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365 Day ∞
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Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are pixie dust, rainbows, and being posers? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless pimp does. *
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Arrrr! I've arrived on an odd stream. Spiritually, ecumenically, pimpatically. I want you to know pimp that I was rooting for you against that cowboy. Know that. But now you have a hatless foe. I am Captain Pimphook and I will beat you with my bandanna!
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dude. put some fucking pants on. if you don't, i'm dropping you as a contact. this is not appropriate for anyone of any age!
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I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a pawn and a pimp; I’ve been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race.
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What's the first thing a pimp learns? "The show must go on!' Come rain, come shine, come snow, come sleet, the show MUST go on!
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Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting. Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear. Here comes the mini, here comes the mini, and I say it's all right. It's all right. mini, mini, mini, here she comes...
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Yahoo Inc, as promised, has maintained the closest surveillance of the fedora buildup on the stream of pimpdisclosure. Within the past week, unmistakable evidence has established the fact that a massive buildup of the hats will attack the pimp himself!
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Taking pictures without a fedora on is a hellhound that gnaws at all pimps in every waking moment of their lives to remind them that the lie of their inferiority is accepted as truth in the society dominated by baseball caps and headbands.
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if CPS arrived at my house on a complaint and this happened to be the first photo they saw, i'd be so fucked!
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introducing cowboy 2.0
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revenge is best when served pimp
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pimp goes limp
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frozen minipimp
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are you a cowboy... or are you a pimp?
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pee and pimp
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pimp sign magic
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don't judge a pimp by its cover