texburgher: the "box"
texburgher: which way does it go while I open it?
texburgher: uh oh.
texburgher: oh no.
texburgher: oh no. oh no.
texburgher: This is what padding came in the "box"
texburgher: return
texburgher: oh, hi there, return key!
texburgher: pretty patterns in the what
texburgher: out of the box
texburgher: nice packing job!
texburgher: broken too
texburgher: biohazard
texburgher: jesus why so broken?
texburgher: really broken
texburgher: broken
texburgher: sticky! eww.
texburgher: front
texburgher: front
texburgher: deep scratch in monitor
texburgher: System Preferences - denied.
texburgher: Menu bar - where is everything?
texburgher: About this Mac