PhilipStobbart: Network rail?
PhilipStobbart: Phone number. Call me?
PhilipStobbart: Slimey CCTV
PhilipStobbart: Can almost see through
PhilipStobbart: Blue thing and green slime
PhilipStobbart: Popping up
PhilipStobbart: Scowling
PhilipStobbart: Actually, I'm stuck
PhilipStobbart: Really wouldn't mind some help here
PhilipStobbart: Oh, you've gone. To get help, right?
PhilipStobbart: Got a real crick in my neck now
PhilipStobbart: Could you call someone? NO! Not them!
PhilipStobbart: Firehouse a little smaller under austerity
PhilipStobbart: Squished advert