philipjbigg: Now try and shoot my arse!
philipjbigg: A visit to the Opticians maybe?
philipjbigg: To cut a long story short....
philipjbigg: Ordinary World
philipjbigg: Fancy a Big Mac?
philipjbigg: I don't need this pressure Ron
philipjbigg: Mind if I cadge a fag?
philipjbigg: Dusting on Stage
philipjbigg: Adrien Le Danois admires his protege
philipjbigg: Is there something I should know?
philipjbigg: Ladies watching Pole Dancers
philipjbigg: Work til you're Musclebound
philipjbigg: 'Ladies' that speak with deep voices
philipjbigg: How could he resist someone who loves S&M?
philipjbigg: No, I'm not sure either
philipjbigg: Fag Break from hours of posturing
philipjbigg: Whip it good
philipjbigg: Communication let me down
philipjbigg: Good Time Girls
philipjbigg: Juicy Fruits
philipjbigg: So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour
philipjbigg: Japanese Bunny Boilers
philipjbigg: A big heart is hard to find
philipjbigg: Gotcha, Cheeky!