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'Asa,' aka 'the beautiful one'
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The outfit comes with a matching lead
philipjbigg:
Benny Hill makes a comeback
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Me-oww!
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You spin me right round Baby!
philipjbigg:
Taking the dog (or pussycat doll ) for a walk
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Spot the waist!
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Don't fancy yours much
philipjbigg:
You're not going out dressed like that, young lady!
philipjbigg:
We have ways of making you talk
philipjbigg:
Never let your girlfriend go to the bathroom alone
philipjbigg:
Wham, Bam, Thank You M'am!
philipjbigg:
Please don't turn around and shatter my illusion!
philipjbigg:
I only nipped out to get xmas presents for the kids
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Kind of hot in here
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Ding Dong!
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One, two, together... one, two
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Crack that whip!
philipjbigg:
I managed to get discharged early
philipjbigg:
Wai-ter!
philipjbigg:
Spit Roast anyone? And not a footballer in sight.
philipjbigg:
You trying to look up my skirt?
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I think I'm in the wrong club
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Won't be home for a while yet Mum.