phil76: how silly! he's confusing the bobsled with a car!
phil76: no, still not quite it. a *bobsled*, please!
phil76: ah, that's more like it. now hold on tight, we're getting ready to start.
phil76: push hard! we're launching ...
phil76: uuuuuh! damn that curve is narrow!
phil76: holy! standing in the air ...
phil76: oh no, he's lost it again! i won't let him on the team next time!
phil76: but never mind, i'll try to get up again.
phil76: c'mon! this is a bobsled, i told you.
phil76: get your head down boy! bobsled is all about aerodynamics!