phayze81: HE rounds ineffective. Switching to CQ.
phayze81: Dogfight!
phayze81: "It's too fast, I can't get a loaaAAGGHH!!"
phayze81: "How long are you planning on hiding behind me like that?"
phayze81: "Get your stinkin' paws off, you damn dirty ape!"
phayze81: "A little singed, but a helluva lot better off than this guy!"
phayze81: "Catch me if you can, sucker."
phayze81: "Um... I think you got him."
phayze81: "I am a single bulle- WHAT THE HELL!?"
phayze81: "They've overrun my position!"
phayze81: "Nice knives - almost a shame to cut 'em off your carcass!"
phayze81: Mysterious Mobile Frame Attacks!
phayze81: Breaking News! (1)
phayze81: Breaking News! (2)
phayze81: "Meanwhile, at PFi HQ.."
phayze81: We're gonna need a bigger gun...